"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
I sometimes find, and I am sure you know the feeling, that I simply have too many thoughts and memories crammed into my mind.... At these times... I use the Pensieve. One simply siphons the excess thoughts from one's mind, pours them into the basin, and examines them at one's leisure. - Albus Dumbledore (The Goblet of Fire) ..... But, seeing as I'm not Albus Dumbledore I guess you know very little about me. Well, my life consists of Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, Merlin, The Office, Modern Family, 30 Rock, Percy Jackson, John Williams, Michael Giacchino, Everything Disney, Starkid, facebook, Musicals, Movies, Books, and all things space. I'm quite the common garden variety geek. But I am brown! And I am attending Rhodes College. On here, you'll find my interests along with some of my works of photography or writing.
my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
Pavlov is laughing in his grave